"The eyes are perjurers, right enough, but do you truly trust the testimony of your ears, of your nose, of the root of your tongue? Not I, my friend. The universe lies to our senses, and they lie to us, and how can we ourselves be anything but liars? For myself, I trust neither message nor messenger, neither what I am told, nor what I see. There may be truth somewhere, but it never gets down to me."

It always feels like my first time.